He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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