Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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