No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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