Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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