remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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