If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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