I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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