what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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