did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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