why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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