He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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