He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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