But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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