I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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