So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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