so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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