we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Couch. On fire.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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