I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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