It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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