Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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