I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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