Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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