Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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