i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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