Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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