Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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