I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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