She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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