I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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