so that wasnt chicken after all
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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