My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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