their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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