no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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