She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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