Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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