Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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