what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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