that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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