Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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