Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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