You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
