After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Holy shit dude........stairs
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