so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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