that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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