So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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