If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
