i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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