Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Small penises have feelings too.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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