Whod you bang
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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