i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
