with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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