She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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