a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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